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Monday, December 19th, 2005
10:01 pm	Nanny 911 OK, confession: I just had tears pouring out of my eyes watching the end of a Nanny 911 episode. Does anyone know what is wrong with me? Current Mood: touched (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, August 12th, 2005
10:31 am	What's Taters, Aye? I'll tell you what my friends and fans...if you are ever in a funk, a little under the weather, please watch this video and watch all your cares fly out the fucking window, seriously!! http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=958 This is pure brilliance damnit and I owe it all to Jeff for showing it to me. Fucking hilarious~ I feel as fresh as the morning dew or as fresh as my clothes after they've been washed in Gain. I am now ready to take over the world, muahahahah~ Current Mood: amused Current Music: Po-ta-toes (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
12:07 pm	What is new with me and what I want to be new with me -Registered for the GRE and will be taking it Oct. 28th -Helped Jeff find a loft -Went to Ikea -Made some toilets on canvas with glitter and paint -Ate shitty Indian food at somewhere other than Planet Bombay-Planet Bombay is killer! -Haven't been working out nearly enough-time to step it up! -Planning a trip to the Middle East next year if I can go -Boss is out for a few weeks! -Need to see some fucking shows -Saw Wedding Crashers twice-love it! -Watched I, Robot last night but fell asleep on couch -Flew to NY to see Brandy two weekends ago -Jeff moves home in 3 weeks! -Made scallop dinner for the first time (don't use flour) -Got eaten alive by mosquitos -I'm reading Frued for the first time (present from Jeff) -Need a massage badly -Want to go dancing soon -Learning how to DJ soon on my MC-505, hehe -Need new work clothes -Bosco ruined something very near and dear to me -Have ant problem in my kitchen -My little bro has his first real girlfriend-he's 12 -I've been craving a cigarette recently but quit smoking a year ago -Need to figure out school stuff-where I'll go, financials, etc. -I'm still completely in love and I've never felt this fucking good in my life! Current Mood: calm Current Music: air conditioning (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005
3:18 pm	Bikinis and Butts I feel like I am so busy lately. Last week I was booked with things I was doing. This week I feel the same way. It's good and all, but I haven't given myself any time to breathe. Monday I worked out and hung out with James and watched Be Cool. Tuesday after work, I met my mom and we did a little shopping. I know that should be fun, but we were so rushed that it got a little hectic at times. But, I will say the funniest thing ever happened to me while bathing suit shopping. I was in a dressing room, trying on bathing suits, and I had like 10 minutes or less to try these suckers on and get out of there before the department store closed. So, I had about 7 bikinis I was to try on and I only had like one or two left to try but time was running out. I would briefly come out of the dressing room so my mom could give me her motherly opinion about how the suit looked on me (your ass is hanging out, I can see your nipples, etc.) and then I'd run back in to change into the next bikini. Well, since I was taking one off, putting one on, taking one off, putting one on, I didn't notice that I forgot to put the bottoms on one from one of the bikinis. I came out in the little lobby of the dressing room with my bare ass hanging out. Hahaha, it was fucking hilarious. I didn't even notice and my mom actually was thinking I had nothing on at all. I did have a g-string on but it was like that g-string you don't want to come out in with your mom right there. Wait, I guess you normally wouldn't want your mom to see you in any g-string but this particular pair was see-through in the front and had a little lace-up type deal going on in the back. She didn't even say anything. I was looking at myself in the mirror and was curious as to why my booty was hanging out for the world to see. Then I was like, "Mom, what the fuck am I doing?!" So we laughed out asses off (no pun intended) and I ran back in to cover myself up. I love when shit like that happens. You get so rushed that you just forget the most obvious things. That brings me to today. So, I have been craving this Greek Pita from the New Yorker Deli in Vinings. I decided I had to have it for lunch today, so I called the order in, took my happy ass all the way over there, paid for my food, and left. In the car, I'm rockin' out to my music, I'm almost back to the office-salivating and getting ready to eat this beautiful meal, and it hits me that I left the fucking pita at the restaurant. I just signed my little yellow receipt and skipped town on their asses. So, I turned the car around, called the place and told them I had left my brain at home today because I left without my food. The lady laughed at me and I laughed at me and I came in and got my to-go box that had been sitting on the counter all along. When I got back to work, I made it clear to my co-workers that the restaurant ended up giving me the wrong order so I had to go all the way back and get the correct one. Ha! Today, after work, I have do a bit more shopping and then I have a date on the webcam! Thursday, I don't want to make plans. I just want to work out, shower and relax at home. Friday, I might hang out with Leslie and have girl night, depending on if she's staying here this weekend or not. Saturday, I have my first African-American/Latino wedding to attend. I am so excited! My friend J and Darlene are tying the knot at their new house and a baby girl is on the way in 3 months. I am going solo to the wedding and I'll probably be the only white girl, but I think that I'll have a story for Livejournal when it's all said and done. Sunday will be my day. I am going to pamper myself by giving myself a manicure and pedicure and laying by the pool all day. I absolute have to buy a new book to read. Summer reading is the best! WTF??? That bikini bottom doesn't even fully cover her mound (sorry but what do you call that?!) Current Mood: dorky (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, May 29th, 2005
8:35 pm	And a fuckity fuck! Just my luck! I could scream right now. I just wrote the world's longest livejournal entry and before I saved it, my computer got unplugged and died. Since I would be crazy to rewrite it, here's the short version. Worked on boat Gonna go skiing tomorrow hopefully Loved the lake as a kid-wind whipping through hair as I rode the sea doo Watching Godfather 2 with smell of nag champa in the air Had a wierd night last night-explained story in detail Pondered many things Wise things were written-life changing! Proud of myself for writing down my thoughts Heard the computer hiss and the screen go black. Stabbed myself in the leg with a spork because I didn't save the info Wrapped my leg in toilet paper to stop the bleeding. About to eat pizza to try and forget my pain. The end My story was raw, entertaining, just some real special stuff people, real fuckin special!!! Current Mood: annoyed (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, May 27th, 2005
6:42 pm	Writing Therapy I just want to say that I am writing now because I have alot of feelings that are all tangled up at the moment. I am hoping that by getting them down on here, I can untangle them and feel better. Here is how I feel right now: lonely confused I'm really missing Jeff, Brandy, and my mom (when i get down, I always want my mom) stomach hurts but not hungry at all I flaked on dinner with my dad, aunt and uncle (my dad said he's ok with it cause he saved 50 bucks-real nice)-did i get a "feel better"? no I have no plans on a Friday night (not really a big deal, I need some alone time) but this is my first weekend without spending it with Jeff since we met (don't puke, I know I am sappy) Alone time=thinking too much about missing people Alone time=something I probably really need, it's been a while i guess I just got back from the greatest cross-country road trip with Jeff and coming back to my home without him and just plain wanting to get in work-mode after a trip like that is really hard. We spent a really long time together, every day for weeks, and I got used to that. I'm back here without him, without my Bdog, and my mom is out of town for the weekend. Liz is sick, Leslie is out of town, Jody is somewhere but not here, and James and his band are practicing tonight. I need to get out of my funk. It doesn't ever last long and everyone is entitled to their funkiness. When I get in a funk, I just like to bitch about what's going on instead of being all, "everything's great, everything's all chocolately-covered goodness." We would not be right in the head if we were always fucking happy. That would be a product of many mental illness pills. I choose not to take pills because, I know my funk is short-termed and usually brought on by PMS. Funny I mention PMS...I just happen to be getting my period in about 3 or 4 days. Coincidence, I think not! I mean, I am sure I would normally be feeling a bit down after riding with my lover across the fucking country only to leave him in our final destination, San Francisco. He's 3 hours ahead (making it hard to really talk much), he's so many states away (mentally that is frustrating), and I don't get to see him very much in a 3-month period. Really, I would love to be looking at everything right now with a more positive attitude, but like I said, right now I want to bitch. In a day or two, I might be like this: it's only 3 months-that ain't shit I am lucky to have someone like him I'll be visiting brandy soon and get my girl stuff in I see my mom alot-I just know she's with evil jeff and probably covering up her feelings all weekend This is a great time to pull my life together, get focused on the future, etc. I can start exercising even more-lately I have been a toad Time to catch up on some reading-I love to read but seem to never find the time It's kinda nice to miss someone-it really makes you realize your feelings (the depth of them) I love getting emails Web cams -if jody ever hooks us up I booked my ticket to San Fran in two weeks-love looking forward to that I know he misses me just as much, cause Jesus tells me so-nice to not feel alone when you are missing someone (and Bdog misses me too!) I have Bosco and Isaiah and my house that I can just relax in Life is good! I already feel alot better after writing down my feeliings. My stomach still hurts, I still miss my peeps, but I am starting to get excited about the possibility of ordering some food, picking it up, renting a few Blockbuster Hits and getting on my most comfortable couch and curling up with a blanket and my pets. This is starting to really sound fantastic! I think I will be writing more these days. I have alot more on my mind and I think it will be good therapy for me. Speaking of therapy, I am thinking (more was now) of going back to school and becoming a therapist. This is starting to not sound so appealing after speaking with someone at work who knows the whole scoop on the field. It's amazing how one minute I can be all gung-ho and feeling like I've got a fucking path for once, and the next minute I'm back at square one, yet feeling worse about it because of the extreme change in emotions. Being Jewish, but not being Jewish in a religious sort of way, let me just say Oy! Hahaha! Oy vey! A matzah ball would be good right now. Oy I am bitching like an old Jewish women after losing a bridge game. Since jeff is the only one who reads my blogs, I just want to say that you are the best. You have this way of making me feel soooooo good and cheering me up when I'm down. You are understanding, attentive, and always know the right things to say. You are the most caring male I have ever met, seriously. Thank you for being all mine, I'm extremely lucky and I'm extremely happy to have you in my life. I'm really glad you are over there, interning, showing those people how smart you is, exploring another state and city. I can't explain it, but I just don't know any other way to be with you other than completely supportive and understanding. No matter how sad I may get that you aren't here at times, please remember that I wouldn't want you to be anywhere else right now and I have a really good feeling about how things are going to turn out-professionally and in our relationship. I have no doubt that we will be fine and that those Telltalers are going to be extremely impressed. I am impressed, that is for damn sure. Are you blushing, hehe. I am done, I bitched, became positive, and praised my boyfriend like I love to do for whatever reason (probably because he makes me feel incredibly happy). For those of you that aren't Jeff and want to throw up, here's a bucket! Melissa Current Mood: okay (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, May 6th, 2005
1:58 pm	I feel sorry for this woman. Another name I came across: Dina Lichtman but did she enjoy herself??? (Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 4th, 2005
11:15 am	Another funny name OK, so maybe I am childish when it comes to these things but I thought this was cry-worthy funny a minute ago. Slap me next time you see me...do what you will...this shit was funny. I was entering this guys name in our important database and when it hit me how it would sound if said aloud, I was dying to tell someone about it. Edward Dwake Try saying it without sounding like a complete fucking idiot. Come on, try it! Seeeeeee! Say it five times fast without messing up. Hi my name is... So far, to recap the funny names that have come across these eyes since I started here: Dingler, Barry Bumpass, Cedric Facchina, Frederick Butts, Gary Tettey, Ama Dwake, Edward OK, back to work people. What is wrong with me? Current Mood: silly Current Music: Bach (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 3rd, 2005
10:23 pm	Weekend Wrap-Up Friday night: went to Pura Vida with Liz, Brandy, and Brandon Then we all went to Lenny's to see Variac. Jeff met us there later and he ended up not feeling well and going home. Then, wouldn't you know it, I ended up doing the "pour-your-heart-out-on-IM-after-you've-been-drinking thing. Saturday night: Ate at Papasito's with Jeff and dared him to eat a pepper that was on his plate. Since he is incapable of turning down a dare, he ate the whole thing in one bite. I thought he was kidding when he started getting glassy-eyed and looking crazy, but alas, his insides were exploding because the pepper was so hot. In the meantime, I was laughing so hard I had to get up from the table and run to the restroom to cool down. I get back to the table to find the water glasses empty and Jeff looking as if he'd taken hard drugs. It wasn't so funny at that point and I felt like shit about it. I was the one that dared him. After downing a few more rounds of water, Jeff decided that it wouldn't be a good idea if he drove from the restaurant to the party we were headed to. What a pepper!! It was a serrano pepper and the waiter told us that they are hotter than a jalepeno but not as hot as a habanero. I can't remember what Jeff was supposed to get for completing the dare, but I am confident that I will make it up to him. I drive us over to Dave's place and it's a damn good thing I didn't dress as a nurse at this party because it would have been absurdly inappropriate. Only two or three people dressed up and none of them were wearing anything close to what I would have been wearing. I just had a feeling last minute that I would walk in there and the music would stop and people would be gawking and I would be running back to my house to change into something decent. Sunday: nothing worth writing about (Comment on this)
Monday, May 2nd, 2005
3:30 pm	Flowers There are some days days when being a woman is awesome and there are some days where I would rather have a penis. Today is one of those days where a penis would be preferred (I could go there but I won't). You boys don't know how lucky you are. I know not all women get PMS but for those of you that do, I am sure you can join in my frustrations. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! and more Fuck! This f-ing blows...longest bout of PMS I've ever had and today is the worst day of all. I just wanted to bitch. Now I feel better. I am going to go home and maybe plant a fucking flower or two. Man, I'm a whiny bitch today but that's ok, I am locked up in my office and haven't spoken a word to anyone. Word. Current Mood: blah (Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 6th, 2005
2:31 pm	Two Frogs Fornicating </br></br>View this listing now to bid or purchase this item. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5571160950 **My Ebay username is collard_greens and today I wrote this guy danthecabman about his listing: Two Frogs Fornicating collard_greens wrote: "This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. $10,000 what a bargain for a pair of humping dead frogs. Wow!" danthecabman replies: Thx, I know!! Had a small farm in SC complete with ponds, swamps, a creek, a big river at the end of the property and every living, flying, swimming, crawling creature you (may) never have wanted to meet! A bit of an adjustment for a city boy and his wife, if I may digress. The day I found them I left them at their position stuck to the fence wire and had some of my near neighbors check them out. I could have sold tickets; half the county's good ole boys (and girls) stopped by before the day was over. I turned down larger offers than the opening bid many times for them that day and since.... Truly unique!!! Current Mood: thirsty (Comment on this)
Thursday, March 24th, 2005
2:20 pm	The Slice That Could Have Ruined Everything Before you read below, let me preface by saying that last night, Jeff came to dinner with me at Everybody's Pizza. I had a meatball sub and he had pizza. I brought my leftover sub and his 2 slices of pizza with me to work in hopes that we might be able to eat together today. Unfortunately, he got a flat tire last night and hasn't fixed it yet so I was planning on bringing his 2 slices home with me after work. Well, the thing is, I ate my leftovers this morning because I was starving. That was probably at around 10AM. Now it's 2:10 and guess what? Hungry again, go figure! So, what's a starving girl to do? Instant Message Conversation with Jeff Me: i have a confession Me: i might be eating a piece of your pizza :-* Me: either you're really angry and you are pounding holes into the walls Me: or you are away from the computer Me: and don't know that I just ate a slice Me: it wasn't very good :-\ Me: haha Jeff's away message says: Jeff times ten is away at 2:18:54 PM. Me: oh damn, the doghouse it is! Meanwhile, Brandy and I are having a conversation about how I had just eaten his slice. Read below my friends: Me: i just confessed to jeff Me: that i ate a piece of his pizza Me: and he hasn't responded (I pasted what I said to him so Brandy could see what the F I was talking about) Oobrandy333: haha Oobrandy333: nice Me: he's probably beating things Oobrandy333: HA! Me: and bangin on his chest like a gorilla Me: ha, he just put his away message on Me: without responding Me: i'm in the doghouse Oobrandy333: what if he really was pissed about a piece of pizza Me: hahahaha Oobrandy333: you guys break up over it Me: hahahah Me: that would be hilarious Oobrandy333: he never speaks to you again Me: cauese i have never seen him get angry Me: but what if that would tip him over the edge? Me: hahahah Oobrandy333: last words he says are "i'm really disappointed in you" Me: i can't wait to tell him this later Me: haha Me: i am going to post this on livejournal i think Me: haha Oobrandy333: ha Oobrandy333: you're lame Me: yes Oobrandy333: at least you can admit it And as I am writing this journal, my dear friend Cherie (Shark) im's me. So I say: Me: i can't wait till you read my newest journal entry Me: it's almost done Me: hahah cherieB19: you are the biggest dork (OK, notice the pattern) cherieB19: hehe ***So, I am about to hit Update Journal and Jeff get's back from being away at 2:34PM and says: Jeff times ten: that's okay Jeff times ten: i have some soup waiting for me at home Me: Thanks for being understanding (He doesn't realize yet how funny this is, oh but he will, mark my words!) (^_^) The End! Current Mood: thankful (Comment on this)
Monday, March 21st, 2005
10:52 am	No nickname can make this sound better CEDRIC D. BUMPASS 3704 Wilkins Circle 770.439.0082 Powder Spring GA 30127 cbum@ OBJECTIVE A senior information system position utilizing skills in the application and execution of integrated enterprise technologies, mission-critical services, and computer support for total systems integrity. QUALIFICATIONS SUMMARY Supervisor skilled in motivating and managing technical team members. Able to maintain total operational reliability, while supporting both mainframe and enterprise systems in a seamlessly integrated and demanding 24 x 7 environment. · Excellent verbal and written communication skills. · Strong tactical and creative abilities to solve problems. · The ability to lead by example and multitask through delegation. · Ability to work in a fast paced, dynamic environment collaboratively and under demanding deadlines. TECHNICAL SKILLS Hardware Unisys Mainframe 7800, 4800,500, NCR/4300 Cluster, Sun, HP Servers, OS Microsoft Windows 9x,2000,XP, Unix, Linux Software MS Office Suite, Lotus Notes, Mapper, SPO, Peregrine, SQL, Solaris Network Protocols TCP/IP, DNS, WINS DHCP, NETBIOS SELECTED ACCOMPLISHMENTS · Developed written training procedures reducing operator errors by 20% and increased system availability of 99.95%. · Created SQL Database application to track and assign overtime, and generate monthly reports for management’s review. · Operation’s Team Project leader for a highly Successful Data center migration and relocation that came in on budget and on schedule. · Recognized for achieving a customer satisfaction rating of 94%. · Led successful operation’s department Disaster Recovery project for a fully functional deployment and training exercise. Tested the center’s preparedness for complete facility loss and restoration. Eight plus systems 100% recovered and restored in a logistical neutral site. · Commended for working 36 straight hours on a 12-hour rotation due to inclement weather conditions that prevented other personal from reporting to work as scheduled. · Identified opportunities and built partnerships alliances with key technical counterparts to resolve reoccurring communication network protocol issues. New procedures documented and file transmission times reduced by 25 %. Current Mood: weird (Comment on this)
10:49 am	Real Resume-He goes by Wade though, haha BARRY “WADE” DINGLER 6954 Heritage Place 678-494-0618 Acworth, GA 30102 barrywd@ OBJECTIVE Ten years telecommunications experience providing customer service including: 1. Frame-relay 2. Equipment Install 3. IP 4. Trouble Resolution 5. Dedicated Voice 6. Project Management PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE SPRINT, Atlanta, GA 2000-2003 Technical Consultant Managed accounts from point of sale to install of dedicated voice and data products. Provided customer and sales a single point of contact for install and implementation. Supported customers with frame-relay troubles isolating and identifying network or customer as cause. 1 In fast paced work environment, created processes to expedite customer troubles to correct group resulting in minimal impact to customer. 2 Coordinated with provisioning for test and turn up of DS1, DS3, IMUX including voice and data. 3 Implemented voice, frame-relay, IP, DSL. Network Operations, 1998-2000 1 Supported customers in identifying frame-relay troubles. 2 Troubleshot Nortel PSN2 for nationwide frame network. 3 Tested data circuits-DS1, DS3 including mapping. 4 Trained new employees on physical layer testing and processes involved to expedite trouble resolution. EUNETCOM, Atlanta, GA 1997-1998 Project Manager Managed projects to add circuits and hardware from planning to install. 1 Monitored and maintained X25 switch site. 2 Coordinated with vendors and lec to install data circuits DS0, DS1. 3 Installed cu/dsu's, routers, modems and associated hardware. STATE OF GEORGIA, Atlanta, GA 1994-1997 Project Manager 1 Managed projects to design, install and maintain IBM 3270 equipment including hardware and software. 2 Installed and configured PC’s for various state agencies. 3 Completed turn-ups with installation of router and csu/dsu's. 4 Troubleshot data circuits. EDUCATION Business, Kennesaw State, Kennesaw, GA, 1979-1981 Electronic Technology, Chattahoochee Tech Institute, Marietta, GA, 1987 Current Mood: silly (Comment on this)
Thursday, March 17th, 2005
6:19 pm	Professions of a Dangerous Mind I'd like to take a minute to say that I am the luckiest girl in the world. I have the most wonderific, awesomest boyfriend and I want the world to know it! Thanks for your time. Good day, Melissa Current Mood: chipper Current Music: About to listen to Kings of Leon I believe (Comment on this)
6:08 pm	The Unfortunate Stall Please God, can you tell me why I seem to get myself into awkwardly spastic situations such as this constantly: I walked into the ladies restroom at work and randomly picked the stall that someone had just dropped a deuce in. The minute I opened the stall door, the smell knocked me like a brick wall and I quickly jerked my head back in disgust and spun around and slammed the door back. Why out of the 6 stalls must I pick the stinky one? Why is this like a regular fucking day for me? Why God, why? Good day sir! Current Mood: Maid Mode (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, March 13th, 2005
2:12 pm	Stolen Pillows and Robotic Pigeons So, I'm getting my sleep on last night when next thing I know, my goddamned pillow is being yanked out from underneath my precious head. "What in God's Creation is going on?!", I think to myself. I turn my head ever so slowly to my left side and what do I see? I see that Jeff, in all of his slumber, has stolen my lavendar pillow and held it hostage. He didn't need the pillow. He had his own, but he had to go and take mine, and in his sleep no less. In the boy's sleep, he's stealin' folk's only pillow n' shit. It's just not right, wouldn't you agree? To be honest, it was about the cutest thing I had ever seen. He was clutching the pillow by his head, probably having a dream about me or something (hee hee). I did in fact yank the mofo back immediately, but I think I kissed him on the cheek and fell back into a deep sleep. I remember waking up a few times after this happened and thinking that I couldn't wait until he woke up to tell him about his "sleeplifting-pillow antics." When I told him, of course he had no recollection and told me I should have beat him senseless for what he had done. Next time he does this to me, there will be a pillow beatdown, believe that son! Oh, and as for the robotic pigeons. I had a dream about them the other night after Jeff read me a bedtime story about a robotic chicken. I wasn't actually awake for the story, but maybe it seeped into my brain while I was sleeping and the chicken mutated into a hardware-eating pigeon. I dunno really but there is something very amusing about the idea of a robotic pigeon pecking at computer parts instead of moldy bread. OK, it's time for me to clean my hairy house. Seriously, there are tumbleweeds of cat hair rolling about. Would anyone like to be my maid for a day? I will pay you in cat squirts. They run rampant en mi casa! Just think about it. Adios, Melisa Leyna -(not as cool as Estrella but it will do) Current Mood: pleased Current Music: AC Newman (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 10th, 2005
10:38 am	Deep Recordings Last night I went to Nickel and Dime Recording Studio with Brandy, her friend Meagan, and Liz. We showed up at around 10:30pm and sat around bullshitting for a while with James (Drill Jackson), Kris and Joe (J Bido). The studio is amazing and whenever I walk in there, I just want to act like a complete idiot. I had had a few drinks at The Angel Pub in Decatur before arriving and I actually stalled my fucking car for the first time in years. We were all a bit buzzed and the everyone seemed to be in similar spirits...ready to hear the crazy Deep tracks and lay down our own lyrical genius while drinking our respective cocktails. Kris is a phenomenal engineer and he makes producing look like a piece of friggin' cake (Jeff, if you are reading this, I know you just got excited seeing the word cake). Musically, Drill and J Bido work so insanely perfect together. Out of all the ladies, I am definitely their biggest fan. Their music is raunchy and alot of girls would hear it and be like, "OMG, what is this filth? They are just degrading women and I don't want to listen to it." I say, "Bring on the filth and degradation!" I don't know where I got this from (well maybe I do) but I have an extremely dirty mind and Deep's music is some of the funniest shit I have ever heard. I can appreciate the humor and the crassness to an extent that most women can't. I am quite proud of this if you can't tell. Here's what I did last night: Brandy and I said "Drill Jackson" over and over in our "sexy" voices. That frustrated me at first because I wasn't sober and I couldn't get on cue. We finally nailed it and moved on to the moaning. Brandy and I had to moan seperately in the recording booth. I don't think I have ever experienced anything quite like it. To be all alone, doors closed, knowing everyone is listening, and moan like I am having some incredible sex was intimidating. I have never forced a moan and have never had one recorded so now my wildest dreams have come true. The shit was hot!! They took our moans and made them the background of one of their songs. Brandy's were so much shorter and breathier and I think they sounded much sexier than mine. I believe my moans were of the louder and longer persuasion. The last line of the night was me saying, "I love being treated like a piece of dog shit" repeatedly until I got it right. I probably had to say it 20 fucking times before they told me to stop. They wanted me to say it very non-chalant, very abuse victimy (new word). This was tough for me since, believe it or not, I don't like being treated like dog shit. I knew I had a somewhat deep voice for a girl but it became much more apparent last night when I had to fucking hear myself over the loud speakers in front of a room full of people. You know, I have always found it a bit odd that when you hear your own voice, you almost don't recognize it. Everyone else is like, "But that's how you sound." I'm like, "I sound like a man, yeah!" Of course they said I didn't. I had so much fun last night collaborating with those fools. I get the CD on Friday. I'm gonna be a star. Holla! Current Mood: sleepy Current Music: Runnin' Into Hoes (1 Comment |Comment on this)
9:53 am	Email to my boss for falling asleep in an important meeting Sherie, I really am sorry about that. It's not that I got into a meeting planning my afternoon nap. I never fall asleep at my desk and I can sit here for 8 hours at a time. The minute I go to the movie theatre and watch a movie, I easily fall asleep without realizing it. I have even fallen asleep at the wheel while driving. I have fallen asleep sitting in the front row of class in college on numerous occasions. I am embarrassed and I am really sorry for making you look bad. I am going to have to come up with a new system for when i go to meetings. It's too late by the time I really realize that I can actually fall asleep in something that important. By then, I am just embarrassed and laugh out of embarrassment. Please forgive me and trust me, I hate when you have to come to me and address such an absurd issue as this. I don't blame you for being dissapointed but I am being honest when i tell you I really don't mean for that to happen and all I can say is sorry and I will NEVER let it happen again. I am staying a bit longer just because of this (^_^) Melissa Sidenote: Next time I will be the fucking dunce standing up while everyone else is sitting or I'll have toothpics holding my eyelids open. Or maybe I'll just paint the my eyelids and make them look like my eyes are open. I don't know but the shit is boring and my mind shut down immediately when it realized it didn't give a fuck about the information. The falling asleep while driving problem, can't explain that. I don't think there could be a more important time to stay awake but hey, my brain obviously has better things to do while I'm driving....like sleeping for instance. Whoa is me! Current Mood: working Current Music: Kasabian (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, February 25th, 2005
10:59 am	Psychic Nugget Jeff times ten: and my stomach needs some chick fil-a sushi7780: you are a chick-fil-a eatin fooooool Jeff times ten: i didn't eat it yesterday Jeff times ten: actually, I haven't had it this week sushi7780: you haven't? sushi7780: you sure? sushi7780: i could have sworn you ate a nugget or something sushi7780: hahahah Jeff times ten: oh yah sushi7780: nothing? Jeff times ten: wait sushi7780: hahah Jeff times ten: how did you know that Jeff times ten: John had nuggets yesterday sushi7780: i am psychic Jeff times ten: and I had one sushi7780: weird sushi7780: you didn't tell me that sushi7780: i promise Jeff times ten: i didn't? Jeff times ten: weird sushi7780: i swear sushi7780: but i love that i had a feeling sushi7780: just a premonition sushi7780: but i knew a nugget had been had Jeff times ten: ha! sushi7780: and that u enjoyed it Jeff times ten: a nugget was had sushi7780: hahaha Current Mood: anxious Current Music: Brain noise (1 Comment |Comment on this)